Totally Unaltered Tweet: Dickey to Pitch Guts

I am not Carson Cistulli, but this is a tweet by John Lott that is in-no-way altered from the original:

Here is what that would look like, maybe, should Dickey have pitched his guts for the Mets:

Just kidding. Here is the actual tweet:

Highlights from R.A. Dickey’s conference call: “I’m going to pitch my guts out for the #BlueJays.” sports.nationalpost.com/2012/12/18/r-a… More later …

— John Lott (@LottOnBaseball) December 18, 2012

Dickey wasn’t known for pitching his guts out with the Mets, but it did happen once:

And he didn’t even spend any time on the DL after that! The Blue Jays just got themselves a gamer!

Also, there’s this: