Top 10 Baseball Bat-shaped Things

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April 29, 2013

No, get your mind out of the gutter. This is a post about baseball bat-shaped things available for sale on the Internet.

Bat Pen

Bat -- Pen

Bat Flashlight

Bat -- Flashlight

Bat Keychain

Bat -- Keychain

Bat Brush

Bat -- Brush

Bat Beer Bottle

Bat -- Beer Bottle

Bat Pepper Mill

Bat -- Pepper Mill

Bat Cookie Cutter

Bat -- Cookie Cutter

Bat Rolling Pin

Bat -- Rolling Pin

Bat Mortar and Pestle

Bat -- Mortar

Bat Car Steering Wheel Anti-Theft Device

Bat -- AntiTheft





 

Jeremy Blachman is the author of Anonymous Lawyer, a satirical novel that should make people who didn't go to law school feel good about their life choices. Read more at McSweeney's or elsewhere. He likes e-mail.

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The Mayor
10 years ago

Obviously you’ve never been to the Louisville Slugger museum. They have a giant 120 ft tall, 68000 lb Babe Ruth model bat statue. It’s obvious the bats themselves are just replicas of the magnificence of the giant altar and therefore, this should be titled “Top 10 Giant Babe Ruth model Altar-shaped Things.”

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