Tommy John to Have Miguel Sano Surgery
Tommy John’s worst fears came true this weekend.
The highly-retired former pitcher has a tear in his U.S. work visa and will need Miguel Sano surgery. John will fly to the Dominican Republic this week to undergo a study of his bones in order to determine his true age.
John was injured while walking to an AARP meeting.
It’s a bummer for canasta fans who can’t wait for John to return to his place at the table in between two other 70-year-old former athletes.
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too soon….
-Sano keeper owner.