Tommy John to Have Miguel Sano Surgery

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March 4, 2014

Tommy John’s worst fears came true this weekend.

The highly-retired former pitcher has a tear in his U.S. work visa and will need Miguel Sano surgery. John will fly to the Dominican Republic this week to undergo a study of his bones in order to determine his true age.

John was injured while walking to an AARP meeting.

It’s a bummer for canasta fans who can’t wait for John to return to his place at the table in between two other 70-year-old former athletes.





 

Jeremy Blachman is the author of Anonymous Lawyer, a satirical novel that should make people who didn't go to law school feel good about their life choices. Read more at McSweeney's or elsewhere. He likes e-mail.

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jrdo410
10 years ago

too soon….
-Sano keeper owner.

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