This, THIS is AMERICA

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September 30, 2013

The Well-Beered Englishman, a NotGraphs frequenter and tipster, may hail from yonder eastern edges of the pond, but HE KNOWS AN AMERICAN WHEN HE SEES ONE:

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That Hero was present during Friday’s Wednesday’s Rangers-Astros contest.

A dose of always-thanks to WBE.

United States Of America Pointer





 

@BradleyWoodrum

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BlackSabbathia
10 years ago

Let’s tally the American on display here:
Busty blond, likely fed on corn (bonus points if this is a Texas ballgame)
Hot dogs being eaten at a ballgame
Chinstrap beards…
…On Brosephs…
Cheap beer being sipped from a canbottle.

Like Richard the Hamster Hammond, he might be from Yurp, but the blood of Bald Eagles runs in his veins.

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mattybobo
10 years ago
Reply to  BlackSabbathia

There’s also a Red Bull can! Or perhaps I should say, a Red-White-And-Blue Bull Ameri-Can.(Red Bull is made by an Austrian company, oops)

But don’t worry, the photos also contain cell phone photography, a backwards baseball cap, and plenty of blue jeans. America.

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Antonio Bananas
10 years ago
Reply to  BlackSabbathia

Hogan is the busty blonde right?

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