This, THIS is AMERICA
The Well-Beered Englishman, a NotGraphs frequenter and tipster, may hail from yonder eastern edges of the pond, but HE KNOWS AN AMERICAN WHEN HE SEES ONE:
That Hero was present during Friday’s Wednesday’s Rangers-Astros contest.
A dose of always-thanks to WBE.
Let’s tally the American on display here:
Busty blond, likely fed on corn (bonus points if this is a Texas ballgame)
Hot dogs being eaten at a ballgame
Chinstrap beards…
…On Brosephs…
Cheap beer being sipped from a canbottle.
Like Richard the Hamster Hammond, he might be from Yurp, but the blood of Bald Eagles runs in his veins.
There’s also a Red Bull can! Or perhaps I should say, a Red-White-And-Blue Bull Ameri-Can.(Red Bull is made by an Austrian company, oops)
But don’t worry, the photos also contain cell phone photography, a backwards baseball cap, and plenty of blue jeans. America.
Hogan is the busty blonde right?