There’s A Snatcherblot In My Catcherslot by Jeremy Blachman April 23, 2014 Dr. Seuss presents… There’s A Snatcherblot In My Catcherslot Did you ever have the feeling there’s a Flitcher playing pitcher? Or a Blortcrop playing shortstop? Or a Groutpeeled in the outfield? In certain sometimes cases there’s a Yasis stealing bases. When I set my weekly lineup there’s a Grench stuck on my bench. And that Flomer hit a homer! Eleven less than one Tripp Cromer. There’s Moustakas in a fracas, and a Hamels with some camels. And a Gee there by that tree. He’s been mostly nice to me. And Nolasco, in a mask– no, Bobby Valentine I see. My last saver was Joe Boever. My last Blarza ate Matt Garza. I saw four excited Spardja over there by Jeff Samardzija. I am last in runs and ribbies. ‘Coz of all my Gluns and Glibbies. If I only had a Trout my team could think of breaking out. But since I only have a Freese, my team is off to rest in peace. I think I’ve been reading too many children’s books.