The Tale of the Bird and the Bear

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September 22, 2011

As tonight’s Daguerreotype of the Evening will prove beyond doubting, the Distinguished Rooter is not averse to the well-timed profane gesture utilizing the greatest of fingers. Moreover, the Distinguished Rooter also possesses a preternatural awareness of the mascot’s downward plane of vision, and at times he — the Distinguished Rooter, that is — can wield this preternatural awareness to devastating effect …

(Bird-flip of kindness: Imgur)





 

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