The Objectively Most Glorious Pitches of the Week
Recently, the author introduced a nearly reasonable methodology for identifying the most glorious baseball pitches over any given interval of games. What follows is that same methodology applied to every relevant pitch since last Friday. Click here for more information on the definition of break. Click here for previous editions of the same exercise.
Fastball
Pitcher: Justin Masterson, RHP, Cleveland (Profile)
Batter: Tyler Flowers Date: Tuesday, May 27th
Velocity: 92.9 mph Break: 9.6 in.
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According to data at the present site, only one qualified starter (Bartolo Colon) throws some version of a fastball more frequently than Justin Masterson. Also, no pitch classified as a sinker by PITCHf/x demonstrates such substantial vertical movement as Masterson’s. What one finds here isn’t particularly surprising, then — which is to say, Justin Masterson (first) throwing a sinker and (second) throwing a sinker with substantial vertical movement.
Breaking Ball
Pitcher: David Robertson, RHP, New York AL (Profile)
Batter: Matt Adams Date: Wednesday, May 28th
Velocity: 82.9 mph Break: 13.5 in.
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Robertson is different from teammate Dellin Betances in the sense that he (i.e. Robertson) is shaped mostly like a regular-sized person while Betances bears a resemblance only to the more physically imposing offensive tackles of gridiron football. What they share, however, is the capacity to throw excellent curveballs. Betances was recognized for one of his two weeks ago in this same column; Robertson, in the present edition.
Offspeed Pitch
Pitcher: Alex Cobb, RHP, Tampa Bay (Profile)
Batter: Brett Lawrie Date: Tuesday, May 27th
Velocity: 87.2 mph Break: 10.0 in.
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The author has been forced to make a slow-motion GIF by hand, as it were, of this excellent changeup by Alex Cobb because (a) the pitch depicted here was the last one of the relevant inning and (b) opposing Blue Jays hitters recorded two home runs in that same inning — which pair of home runs, and not this strikeout, were celebrated by means of instant replay just before the commercial break. Does the changeup possess any less glory for having occurred under less than ideal circumstances? Indeed, philosophers have debated this very matter for 2500 years.
Weekly Leaderboard
Here are the top-10 pitches since last Friday by the largely arbitrary criteria selected by the author. Note that certain pitches might have been excluded due to reasonable suspicions concerning the accuracy of the relevant stadium’s PITCHf/x calibration
# | Name | Date | Inn | T/B | Opp | Pitch | Vel | Brk | zVel | zBrk | Score |
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1 | Justin Masterson | 5/27 | 2 | B | Tyler Flowers | SI | 92.9 | 9.6 | 1.1 | 0.6 | 0.9 |
2 | Brandon League | 5/28 | 8 | T | Devin Mesoraco | SI | 94.9 | 8.2 | 1.5 | 0.2 | 0.8 |
3 | Luis Avilan | 5/25 | 9 | T | Carlos Gonzalez | FT | 95.4 | 7.9 | 1.5 | 0.1 | 0.8 |
4 | Charlie Morton | 5/28 | 2 | B | Bartolo Colon | FT | 91.7 | 9.4 | 0.9 | 0.5 | 0.7 |
5 | Carlos Martinez | 5/24 | 7 | B | Chris Heisey | FT | 96.9 | 6.0 | 1.8 | -0.5 | 0.6 |
6 | Zach Duke | 5/24 | 8 | B | Marcell Ozuna | FT | 91.0 | 9.2 | 0.8 | 0.5 | 0.6 |
7 | David Robertson | 5/28 | 9 | B | Matt Adams | KC | 82.9 | 13.5 | -0.6 | 1.8 | 0.6 |
8 | Wily Peralta | 5/24 | 5 | B | Giancarlo Stanton | FT | 96.6 | 6.0 | 1.7 | -0.5 | 0.6 |
9 | David Robertson | 5/23 | 8 | B | Conor Gillaspie | KC | 84.1 | 12.7 | -0.4 | 1.6 | 0.6 |
10 | Dellin Betances | 5/23 | 6 | B | Conor Gillaspie | KC | 85.0 | 12.1 | -0.2 | 1.4 | 0.6 |
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Dellin Betances – Shrek impersonator