The Foul Ball Couple: Still Too Much with Us
Remember this grim scene from last season?
Yes, that’s the Astros fan who positioned himself to catch a foul ball, got the jimmy-shakes at the last instant, recoiled, and allowed the cowhide to smack his unsuspecting ingenue. The lesson for vacant-eyed ladies like the one in this story is that a guy who wears his hat like that and rocks the douche-lord beard is probably not someone you want escorting you into the foxhole that is the third-base line.
Anyhow, the crackers of jokes at Tosh.0 have caught up with the blighted couple and provided a video update on their gripping tale. Said video is not safe for work if your place of work frowns upon profanity, thinly-veiled innuendo, depressing portrayals of Gen Y, and loin-hugging “American Gladiators” uniforms.
(Curtsy: Deadspin)
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Dude, my office is filled with profanity, thinly veiled innuendo, and depressing portrayals of Gen-Y. .
But what about the American Gladiator uniforms?
Only on Fridays during the summer.