The Doppelganger All-Stars

Though I certainly did not assemble it with this in mind, I cannot help but admire the collective comeliness and pilosity of this group of gentlemen.

C Carlos Santana, Mexican-American rock guitarist

1B Frederick Freeman, founder of Theta Chi fraternity, and first superintendent of the Pennsylvania Coal Company

2B Father Daniel W. Murphy, pastor of St. Mary’s Catholic Church, Dover, NH

3B David Wright, second violinist, Minnesota Orchestra

SS James Rollins, considered by many to be the father of the University of Missouri

LF Alexander Gordon, 4th Duke of Gordon and Marquess of Huntly, known as the “greatest subject in Britain” and the “Cock o’ the North”

CF Adam Jones, tighthead prop for the Ospreys of Welsh rugby

RF Joshua Hamilton, arrested in Phoenix

DH William Butler, actor, writer, producer, and director of horror films

SP Mike Minor, soap opera star and recording artist

SP Robert Dickey, member of James & Bobby Purify and singer of hit single “I’m Your Puppet”

SP David Price, English heavyweight boxer

RP Andrew Bailey, former executive director of the Bank of England

RP Joseph Nathan, founder of Glaxo

RP James Johnson, jazz pianist