Tampa Bays Rays: Defenders of the Universe

Behold the following documentary series which offers insight into both the inner workings of the world of baseball and the intriguing back-stories of Carl Crawford’s relationship with the Rays.

Does anyone else see a brief glimpse of Branch Rickey in the list of past guardians? It would only make sense:

Don Zimmer: A better voice actor than your average athlete.

What is that strange deal with their eyes? Perhaps a glimmering golden tear of insufficient attendance?

By the way, nothing is worse than have thousands of large balls attack you. Nothing.

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