Spreadsheet Villanelle

Villanelle week. By now you should know. Villanelle week.

Others have tried:

• Regarding Who Isn’t the Boss of Me
• Villabelle
• Fantasy Choices I Have Made
• Nick Punto, One Time, Tried to Break His Bat
• Who Should Be in the Hall of Fame?
• Tale of VandenHurk

Only one can succeed. This is poetry. Only one can succeed, and that one is me: