Spotted: Baseball’s Least Googleable Name, Probably

Fenway Parks

Even at such a time as he’s drafted, ascends through the minors, and develops into the major leagues’ best ever player ever, it might still be the case that high-school prospect Fenway Parks is unable to find even one mention of himself on the internet via his Google Computer.

Credit to Kiley McDaniel for this important discovery.

Carson Cistulli has published a book of aphorisms called Spirited Ejaculations of a New Enthusiast.

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Dan Rozenson
Dan Rozenson

Holy crap, I feel sorry for this kid. Life must be terrible with everyone he ever meets saying “YOU MEAN LIKE THE STADIUM IN BOSTON??” Shame on his parents.