Some Knuckle Tattoos

While the tattoo is mostly commonplace in baseball, there seems to be (with the exception of journeyman reliever Justin Miller) a real dearth of knuckle tattoos — i.e. the classiest possible tattoo.

Perhaps, one thinks, the reason for so few knuckle tattoos is a lack of inspiration among their potential human canvases. It’s with said lack of inspiration in mind that the author submits here five proposals for specific and active major leaguers.

To wit:

For Brett Gardner, the Yankees’ underrated star:

For Bobby Abreu, who’s drawn more base-on-balls than anyone else since 1998, his first full season in the majors:

For Justin Verlander, who is brilliant and rare and white:

For Mike Napoli, who, you might know, is an Italian-American:

And for the author’s personal cause celebre, Mr. Charlie Blackmon:





Carson Cistulli has published a book of aphorisms called Spirited Ejaculations of a New Enthusiast.

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filihok
12 years ago

Jim Abbott: 1ARM

futurecfo
12 years ago
Reply to  filihok

Boom

Yirmiyahu
12 years ago
Reply to  filihok

I can’t decide if that’s terrible or awesome.

Resolution
12 years ago
Reply to  Yirmiyahu

both!

reillocity
12 years ago
Reply to  filihok

Now that post is even bolder than getting a knuckle tattoo. And I decided against wondering aloud about the many more than your average major leaguer’s knuckle tattoo permutations that Antonio Alfonseca would have to consider if he were still in the bigs.

filihok
12 years ago
Reply to  reillocity

This is actually where I started. Not being able to think of anything suitably funny for an extra finger….

plink
12 years ago
Reply to  reillocity

Alfonseca, following the Abbott theme, would be POLYD ACTYL.