Smokin’ Bud Selig, Revisited
As I do each night before soiling my bedclothes, I was thinking about what Bud Selig thinks about — and says — when he’s smoking wholesome, nutritious cigarettes.
In particular, what was Bud Selig muttering through his thinly parted, cig-impeded lips at this moment? Doubtless, he was all up in the grill of a cowed underling, but what was he saying? This, it turns out …
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When Bud Selig comes to PHX for spring training, he often eats at Goldman’s Deli with my grandfather-in-law, Maury.