Smokin’ Bud Selig

Sometimes merest nicotine isn’t enough for Smokin’ Bud Selig. Sometimes Smokin’ Bud Selig needs a little something more to take edge off and to make everything seem a little more far-out and hep. You know what I mean, Bubba Bean? Hell yeah …

“When you’re driving have you ever thought about how everything outside the customized van is moving all fast and shit, but everything inside the customized van is perfectly still? Yeah … Let’s go buy a python for the apartment.”

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Well this finally solves the mystery of why the hell nothing concerning Oakland’s move ever gets done. Smokin’ Bud smoking bud.