Both Belated and Urgent Jayson Werth Bat-Flip Coverage

This coverage of Jayson Werth’s bat flip from Wednesday night — which bat flip directly proceeded a grand slam against Miami’s Carlos Marmol — is belated in the sense that ca. 18 hours have passed since it actually happened.

This coverage of Jayson Werth’s bat flip remains urgent, however, in the sense that is evoked by Foreigner in their uberhit “Urgent” from 1981’s 4 — which is to say, a powerfully carnal urgency.

One senses that Jayson Werth won’t stop until he does this again, is the idea. One senses that his desire is insane — or, if not insane, at least pretty unreasonable.

Credit to the multiple sources of the world-wide web who brought this sequence of events to the author’s attention.