Reminder: Melky Cabrera Likes the Woman

With the reconstituted Melkman dominating 2012’s first half, winning All-Star Game MVP honors, and driving shrapnel further into the bowels of Yankees, Braves, and Royals fans everywhere, I thought this might be an opportune time to revisit Mr. Cabrera’s eventful biography. Fortunately, ace reporter and adult performer Mary Carey has asked the hard questions already.