Rays Media Guide Features Non-Extant, 100-Pound Prospect
August 25, 2014
Why the author has chosen late August as the appropriate time to make a close inspection of the minor-league portion of the 2014 Tampa Bay Rays’ Media Guide — this is a reasonable question. One notes, however, that it’s a considerably less interesting one (i.e. question) than the four below, all of which pertain to a curious entry in the aforementioned media guide.
- Who is Alien “Vroom-Vroom” Vazquez?
- Is he really 6-foot-2 but only 100 pounds?
- Is he really a left-throwing catcher?
- Why does his name appear
literally nowhere elseliterally one place else on the internet?
Carson Cistulli has published a book of aphorisms called Spirited Ejaculations of a New Enthusiast.
I think a 5th question could be whether Hunter Wood would improve his fine moustache with a soul patch.