R.A. Dickey for Governor, Apparently
Internet denizen Pat Andriola has brought to the world’s attention this actually official document, which reveals that R.A. Dickey was, in fact, the recipient of no less than one vote for New York’s most recent gubernatorial election.
While members of our crack Investigative Reporting Investigation Team have been unable to learn the identity of Dickey’s supporter, they (i.e. said Team) have discovered that it was, indeed, American filmmaker Woody Allen who voted for The Void.

Carson Cistulli has published a book of aphorisms called Spirited Ejaculations of a New Enthusiast.
How did Donald Duck only get one vote?