Player Seeks Nickname: Vote on “Frog in the Pot”
Out of the chaos of the convention floor comes your list of nominees, whittled down by the Maximum Exchequer and a certain oversexed sergeant-at-arms. Who — who! — should be named forevermore “Frog in the Pot”? (As always, please refrain from voting unless you’re a property-owning Episcopalian.)
Conflicted? By all means, read over the convention minutes and let the delegates persuade you with their Hot Parliamentary Action!
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My own fault for missing the nomination post, but Frog in the Pot is OBVIOUSLY Bartolo Colon. So vote “Other” and write-in Colon!