Phillies starts with Pee

From Yahoo! Sports:

[T]he Lehigh Valley IronPigs of the International League, the Philadelphia Phillies’ Triple-A club, have announced video games in their male urinals that are powered by pee…. Pee-gamers get a score each time they play and a code they can later punch into a website (wash your hands first, dudes) to track their progress. The top scorers even get displayed on the jumbotron during the game.

Link.

If I played, I think I’d probably use a pseudonym. (High scores on the Jumbotron? Really?) And, just to make this fun, ideas for pee-game pseudonyms in the comments?