Phillies Press Release Calls to Mind Imaginary 1970s Buddy-Cop TV Pilot
Something rolled, not unlike waves of grain, into my inbox:

First of all, congratulations to Messrs. Cloyd and Ruf for what’s a genuine honor. Second of all, thank you to Messrs. Cloyd and Ruf for giving one the occasion to imagine new dimensions of the hard-nosed procedural …

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I’ll watch if Angie Dickinson is in there somewhere.
Yes, I see it now. Angie Dickinson and James Garner sharing a stern and sultry conversation in an imitation wood-paneled office. Oversized lamps. Filthy ashtray. Pregnant pauses.
I suppose that Garner would play the role of either Paul Owens or Joe Jordan. Dickinson would play a philly to be named later. And naturally the series would be set in Camden, New Jersey.
Yes, naturally. Or more like The Rockford Files . Either way is fine.