Phillies Press Release Calls to Mind Imaginary 1970s Buddy-Cop TV Pilot

Something rolled, not unlike waves of grain, into my inbox:

First of all, congratulations to Messrs. Cloyd and Ruf for what’s a genuine honor. Second of all, thank you to Messrs. Cloyd and Ruf for giving one the occasion to imagine new dimensions of the hard-nosed procedural …





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reillocity
11 years ago

I’ll watch if Angie Dickinson is in there somewhere.

Dave Barker
11 years ago
Reply to  reillocity

Yes, I see it now. Angie Dickinson and James Garner sharing a stern and sultry conversation in an imitation wood-paneled office. Oversized lamps. Filthy ashtray. Pregnant pauses.

reillocity
11 years ago
Reply to  Dave Barker

I suppose that Garner would play the role of either Paul Owens or Joe Jordan. Dickinson would play a philly to be named later. And naturally the series would be set in Camden, New Jersey.

Dave Barker
11 years ago
Reply to  reillocity

Yes, naturally. Or more like The Rockford Files . Either way is fine.