Ozzie Guillen, Hombre of Letters
If today you watch only one profane video of an Ozzie Guillen impersonator explicating a tale of Jazz-Age pathos, then please, please, please make it this one. Believe me when I say this is buffering time well spent.
(Steely yet grateful gaze: Big League Stew)
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