NotSpeare: #1. The Tempest

Fear the Bard.

I want to emphasize that this idea was very, very funny in my head.

PROSPERO……….Bruce Bochy
MIRANDA……….Buster Posey
ARIEL……….Tim Lincecum
CALIBAN……….Brian Wilson
FERDINAND……….Brandon Belt
GONZALO……….Brian Sabean
ALONSO……….Ryan Vogelsong
ANTONIO……….Barry Zito
SEBASTIAN……….Matt Cain
STEPHANO……….Aubrey Huff
TRINCULO……….Pablo Sandoval