Onesie, Twosie
To be fair, Brian Wilson is a professional athlete. He has the body for this sort of thing. But showing up to the an award show and rocking this Mr. Peanut outfit on the red carpet takes big old monkey balls.
And, we can see them.
As always, Wilson walked the line between douchey and dastardly. Notice the ninja socks. He had this to say about them, which is possibly as endearing as the outfit was daring (or annoying).
“It’s a onesie, so it has built-in gloves that are a little dirty because I’ve been getting a little awkward here on the carpet. And I’ve got my cougar cane — my ‘plus one’ tonight. And the socks came in the fan mail from a San Francisco Giants fan. You know who you are, thank you. It said: ‘Enjoy.’ That was the letter. And I’m currently enjoying them. Ninja socks.”
With a phone full of pictures of pitchers' fingers, strange beers, and his two toddler sons, Eno Sarris can be found at the ballpark or a brewery most days. Read him here, writing about the A's or Giants at The Athletic, or about beer at October. Follow him on Twitter @enosarris if you can handle the sandwiches and inanity.
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