Old Yankees, continued
My last post, on the oldest living Yankee, seems to have encouraged certain tasteless individuals to “have a little fun” at the expense of New York’s, shall we say, overmature roster. My opinion has always been that the best way to deal with these things is just to get them out of our system as quickly and fully as possible. So, let’s go ahead and do this now. Ladies and gentlemen, your 2013 Bronx Bombers:
Thanks to the University of St. Andrews Computer Science Dept.’s Face Transformer!
Words nearly fail. The frailty and weariness in these men’s eyes have destroyed my hope. In the end, we all die alone, with only our thoughts and moral turpitude to see us off into oblivion.
Also, Andy Pettitte looks just like his rookie mugshot. Creepy…