Obligatory Super Bowl Post

As you may have heard, the Football Industrial Complex is about to have its big day. Yippee?

Anyhow, every gentleperson of highly evolved opinions knows that the football-related product put out by the NFL is inferior to baseball in a multitude of ways. My opinion or true fact? True fact!

Disagree? First, I’m sorry you hate freedom. Second, please take this opportunity to revisit Thomas Boswell’s classic, “Why Is Baseball So Much Better Than Football?” Best of all, it’s in list form for today’s busy executive!

Still not convinced? Then please fire up the video embedded below, jump ahead to the 0:30 mark and then ponder how much you regret having done so.

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He was joking, just so you all know. Collinsworth is actually a pretty stand-up guy.