Nyjer Morgan Drops Least Surprising F-Bomb on TV

As International Man of the Internet Eric Freeman noted via the Twitters, Natural Born Enthusiast Nyjer Morgan was yelling “Fuck yeah” even as he approached the mic about to broadcast his voice into a million American homes. It was with zero surprise, then, that Morgan continued to ejaculate same glorious ejaculation as TBS on-field reporter Miss Thang placed same microphone in front of Morgan’s speech organ.

The other obvious point is: no one cares. Nyjer Morgan, man of a thousand flaws, is the best possible Transformer: sometimes man, sometimes Joy personified.

UPDATE: Below is another, clearer video (from SportsGrid). The relevant part is around the 1:20 mark, but it’s all pretty great.

Video stolen from YouTube user pilz42424 via SB Nation’s Brian Floyd.

Carson Cistulli has published a book of aphorisms called Spirited Ejaculations of a New Enthusiast.

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10 years ago

Who gets fined? Shouldn’t be Morgan… the man was in beast mode