NotGraphs Haiku: Yasiel Puig

I have lived two lives:
pre- and post-Yasiel Puig.
Post-Puig is better.
This has been a poorly written NotGraphs Haiku.
Because I can’t watch that GIF too many times. Thanks, @GDixon410.
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My computer machine won’t display le gif on le screen from l’internet because of le MLBGIFs’ redirect?
This is very troubling to me.
It’s okay. I watched the gif 100 times, 50 times for me and 50 times for Mr. May.