NotDraft 2014

Just as a refresher on the rules, in the annual NotDraft — now in its 1st consecutive year — amateur players are selected not on the basis of their talent, but on the basis of their nickname potential.
1. J.B. “Buck-Buck” Bukauskas | Stone Bridge HS (Va.), Senior | RHP
2. Taylor “Top 40” Sparks | UC Irvine, Junior | 3B
3. Cy “Sneedclone” Sneed | Dallas Baptist, Junior | RHP
4. Braxton “Law Firm” Davidson | T.C. Roberson HS (N.C.), Senior | OF
5. Bryce “Mountains of Geese” Montes de Oca | Lawrence HS (Kan.), Senior | RHP
6. Michael “Sprayberry” Chavis | Sprayberry HS (S.C.), Senior | SS
7. Derek “D-Fish” Fisher | Virginia, Junior | OF
8. Zech “High Road” Lemond | Rice, Junior | RHP
9. Taylor “Gesundheit” Gushue | Florida, Junior | C
10. A.J. “Alotta” Vanegas | Stanford, Senior | RHP
11. Isan “Excellent Player” Diaz | Springfield Central HS (Mass.), Senior | SS/2B
12. Erick “Feddy Cent” Fedde | UNLV, Junior | RHP
13. Joey “All You Can Eat” Pankake | South Carolina, Junior | 3B
14. Scott “Nearly” Blewett | Baker HS (N.Y.), Senior | RHP
15. Max “Feast Mode” Pentecost | Kennesaw State, Junior | C
16. Gavin “Shadow of Death” LaValley | Carl Albert HS (Okla.), Senior | 1B
17. Michael “Southern” Conforto | Oregon State, Junior | OF
18. Kyle “Bravehome” Freeland | Evansville, Junior | LHP
19. Mike “Little Papi” Papi | Virginia, Junior | 1B/OF
20. Nick “Tweety” Burdi | Louisville, Junior | RHP
21. Touki “Or Not Touki” Toussaint | Coral Springs Christian HS (Fla.), Senior | RHP
22. Bradley “Jowls” Zimmer | San Francisco, Junior | OF
23. Joe “Godfather” Gatto | St. Augustine Prep HS (N.J.), Senior | RHP
24. Jake “Foolish Games” Jewell | NE Oklahoma A&M CC, Sophomore | RHP
25. Shane “Little Benes” Benes | Westminster Christian Academy (Mo.), Senior | SS
26. Cre “Flipperpants” Finfrock | Martin County HS (Fla.), Senior | RHP
I’m glad they never had this for the NHL draft.
That has to be the funniest name in sport ever.
Ha-Ha Clinton-Dix is pretty good too.
Tell me about it.
I concur wholeheartedly.