NotDraft 2014

sneedclone

Just as a refresher on the rules, in the annual NotDraft — now in its 1st consecutive year — amateur players are selected not on the basis of their talent, but on the basis of their nickname potential.

1. J.B. “Buck-Buck” Bukauskas | Stone Bridge HS (Va.), Senior | RHP

2. Taylor “Top 40” Sparks | UC Irvine, Junior | 3B

3. Cy “Sneedclone” Sneed | Dallas Baptist, Junior | RHP

4. Braxton “Law Firm” Davidson | T.C. Roberson HS (N.C.), Senior | OF

5. Bryce “Mountains of Geese” Montes de Oca | Lawrence HS (Kan.), Senior | RHP

6. Michael “Sprayberry” Chavis | Sprayberry HS (S.C.), Senior | SS

7. Derek “D-Fish” Fisher | Virginia, Junior | OF

8. Zech “High Road” Lemond | Rice, Junior | RHP

9. Taylor “Gesundheit” Gushue | Florida, Junior | C

10. A.J. “Alotta” Vanegas | Stanford, Senior | RHP

11. Isan “Excellent Player” Diaz | Springfield Central HS (Mass.), Senior | SS/2B

12. Erick “Feddy Cent” Fedde | UNLV, Junior | RHP

13. Joey “All You Can Eat” Pankake | South Carolina, Junior | 3B

14. Scott “Nearly” Blewett | Baker HS (N.Y.), Senior | RHP

15. Max “Feast Mode” Pentecost | Kennesaw State, Junior | C

16. Gavin “Shadow of Death” LaValley | Carl Albert HS (Okla.), Senior | 1B

17. Michael “Southern” Conforto | Oregon State, Junior | OF

18. Kyle “Bravehome” Freeland | Evansville, Junior | LHP

19. Mike “Little Papi” Papi | Virginia, Junior | 1B/OF

20. Nick “Tweety” Burdi | Louisville, Junior | RHP

21. Touki “Or Not Touki” Toussaint | Coral Springs Christian HS (Fla.), Senior | RHP

22. Bradley “Jowls” Zimmer | San Francisco, Junior | OF

23. Joe “Godfather” Gatto | St. Augustine Prep HS (N.J.), Senior | RHP

24. Jake “Foolish Games” Jewell | NE Oklahoma A&M CC, Sophomore | RHP

25. Shane “Little Benes” Benes | Westminster Christian Academy (Mo.), Senior | SS

26. Cre “Flipperpants” Finfrock | Martin County HS (Fla.), Senior | RHP





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Ron "Turn Your Head and Cough" Tugnutt
10 years ago

I’m glad they never had this for the NHL draft.

Dick Butkus
10 years ago

That has to be the funniest name in sport ever.

Steven
10 years ago
Reply to  Dick Butkus

Ha-Ha Clinton-Dix is pretty good too.

Monica Lewinsky
10 years ago
Reply to  Steven

Tell me about it.

Dick Trickle
10 years ago
Reply to  Dick Butkus

I concur wholeheartedly.