Not a Chuck Close Painting of Tim Lincecum

Lince B and W

Because noted American painter Chuck Close has never done a portrait of San Francisco Giants right-hander Tim Lincecum, the image embedded here is by definition not an actual Chuck Close portrait of Tim Lincecum.

However, had Chuck Close ever done a portrait of Tim Lincecum, it would probably bear some resemblance to the image above.

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United States of
9 years ago

Who wouldn’t share a spliff with that guy?

Hunter Pence's Thorax
9 years ago

Rush Limbaugh