Not a Chuck Close Painting of Tim Lincecum

Because noted American painter Chuck Close has never done a portrait of San Francisco Giants right-hander Tim Lincecum, the image embedded here is by definition not an actual Chuck Close portrait of Tim Lincecum.
However, had Chuck Close ever done a portrait of Tim Lincecum, it would probably bear some resemblance to the image above.
Carson Cistulli has published a book of aphorisms called Spirited Ejaculations of a New Enthusiast.
Who wouldn’t share a spliff with that guy?
Rush Limbaugh