No, Twitter, I said BEN Sheets!

Sunday, 11AM. “I know, I’ll write a post for tomorrow about the anticipation on Twitter regarding Ben Sheets’s upcoming start for the Braves.”

Sunday, 11:05AM. I type into the Twitter search bar: Ben Sheets. (And, really, I did type it in correctly. Double-checked and everything.)

A few results:

omg im folding my brother’s ben linens and his sheets are like brown but kind of satiny and wow they are pretty pimpin

— americosmo(@kawaiianpizza) July 8, 2012

Top 3 most inconvenient things: painting the nails on your right hand, realizing you have to pee after you’re comfy in bed, & fitted sheets

— DrinkDrankDrunk (@DrunkAtUD) July 15, 2012

80% of all textiles, fabrics, clothes, linen, drapes, bed sheets, etc. were made from #hemp until the Cotton Gin was invented in the 1820s.

— iStrainGuide (@iStrainGuide) July 9, 2012

What kind of Hallmark card says “Sorry I perioded on the bed sheets in your guest room”?

— Amelia Erfart(@Qu4rtKn33) July 9, 2012

Thanks, Twitter.