Nickname Seeks Player: Vote on “Bad Miracle”!

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July 7, 2011

The nominations are in, and now it’s time to see to the dirty, foul-smelling business of grassroots democracy. Please and thank you: Vote in the poll below to determine which active player should be nicknamed “Bad Miracle.”

Curious as to the operational criteria or how the nominations unfolded on the convention floor? Then please revisit yesterday’s initial foray into all that is “Bad Miracle.” Now don’t forget to vote as your neighborhood ward heeler has instructed you!






 

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fjrobinson44
12 years ago

Ummmm…one of these things is not like the other. Brian McCann amidst all these turds? WTF?

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Dayn Perry
12 years ago
Reply to  fjrobinson44

Blame those who placed his name in nomination!

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steex
12 years ago
Reply to  fjrobinson44

In McCann’s case, I think we have to assume it means the good connotation of “bad.” At least McCann’s deserving of a nickname, some of these guys really aren’t.

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Geoff
12 years ago
Reply to  steex

I nominated McCann because of his LASIK-induced vision problems and subsequent eyewear fiasco. As in, “Damn, Jesus, that was a bad miracle you performed on Brian McCann. You’re lucky his wOBA didn’t suffer in the long-run.”

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Temo
12 years ago
Reply to  steex

McCann’s got a nickname: “Heap”.

None of the Braves will confirm exactly where the name came from (some announcers pretend it’s because of his body composition, but this is known to be false), but we have some rumors. Legend has it that it involves a Braves road game, a hotel, and feces.

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