Nickname Seeks Former Player: Vote on “Museum of Questionable Medical Devices”

The nomination process, which necessarily entailed the besoiling of things theretofore unsoiled, has climaxed, withdrawn, rolled over, and drifted off to sleep while reading a Buffalo Wild Wings delivery menu. Now all that is left is the voting.

Debauched functionaries have whittled down the list to a manageable 10, and from those 10 names you will choose one. That chosen one, because he was a super-tuffy and or scurrilous mountebank, shall forevermore be nicknamed “Museum of Questionable Medical Devices.”

Choose carefully, citizens, for those more important than you are watching …


Thank you for exercising the franchise.





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Eminor3rd
10 years ago

I have to be honest, I didn’t think it was a good idea at first, but saying:

Barry “Museum of Questionable Medical Devices” Bonds

feels pretty right. And it will feel even better when he is in the HOF.

henry
10 years ago
Reply to  Eminor3rd

ahahah. they should let him into the hall of fame but just have that on his plaque.

Yirmiyahu
10 years ago
Reply to  Eminor3rd

When he is in *which* Hall of Fame? The Baseball Hall of Fame? Or the Questionable Medical Device Hall of Fame?