Nickname Seeks Former Player: Vote on “A Garbage Truck That Runs on Lightning” by Dayn Perry July 27, 2012 The nomination process, which was, at heart, a bacchanal of trash and thunderclaps, is complete. Now all that remains is the voting, which will be supervised by the Lidless Eye of Right-Wise Outcomes. You, ballotteer, are tasked with choosing among the chosen. Which of the 10 baseball-ists to follow should forevermore be known as “A Garbage Truck That Runs on Lightning”? Vote carefully, citizens, for ward heelers are authorized to slaughter you on whim … Which former player should be nicknamed “A Garbage Truck That Runs on Lightning”? Thank you for exercising the franchise.