New! Juan Pierre App for iPhone Lets You Filter Juan Pierre Through the Cultural Filter of Your Choice!
A new app, exclusively for iPhone and available for $4.99, allows you to filter any image of Juan Pierre through a variety of cultural filters. A few examples for your enjoyment:
The Dance Craze Filter:
The Big Game Hunter Filter:
The Googly-Eye Children’s Mascot Filter:
In which a scrappy fire hydrant in baggy jodhpurs steals a base!
The Borderline Culturally Insensitive Filter:
The Filter of Most Sensual Seduction:
Baby, your skin is the color of a fine single malt scotch, and I do want to drink you slowly.
Don’t forget the ‘Matt Kemp Filter’!!
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