My Son’s First Baseball Season

My son, Micah, was born on October 8th of last year. So, technically, he was around for most of the postseason, but he was, uh, a little preoccupied. (As was I!) He’s still kind of preoccupied with most of the same pursuits — he’s sleeping on my chest as I write this right now, after his third breakfast of the day, if you want to arbitrarily call breakfast anything that gets eaten after five in the morning. But now that he’s able to pay a little more attention — a little — and is very interested in looking at whatever it is I am looking at, I expect it will be hard to keep his eyes away from spring training baseball, as much as I’d like to be able to say he has never seen even a flicker of a television screen. (Does it count as screen time if it’s on mute and I keep turning his head to face in a different direction?)

So I ask you, fine readers, how does a new parent like me set the stage for lifelong baseball enjoyment? I don’t care who he roots for, or if he roots for anyone at all, but in a few years it would be nice to have a little pal to take to the ballpark every so often. (Even if he only wants to be there for the bobblehead doll giveaway.) And even better if he wants to grab a team in my fantasy league, because maybe I’ll be able to bribe him with toys to get him to trade me his best players.





Jeremy Blachman is the author of Anonymous Lawyer, a satirical novel that should make people who didn't go to law school feel good about their life choices. Read more at McSweeney's or elsewhere. He likes e-mail.

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Mike Batesmember
10 years ago

Non-funny answer: There’s nothing you can do about it for another couple years. But after that, make sure trips to the park are fun for him, even to the point where you might have to leave for a while and miss part of the game to let him play on some playground equipment, or even leave altogether. If he starts to regard baseball as a chore, that’s all it will ever be. If you somehow make it through the whole game, and there’s a chance to run the bases afterwards, do it, no matter how long the line is. Also, tell him he can stay up an extra half-hour past his bedtime if he watches baseball with you.

The Return of Rambo Diaz
10 years ago
Reply to  Mike Bates

I am currently fostering a love of baseball amongst my own brood in the same manner. My youngest two – twins – will always be able to say they saw Halladay’s playoff no-hitter on TV at least, even though they weren’t yet three years old and had no idea what was happening. Time will tell if this is a successful strategy, but for now, it seems to be doing okay.