My Actual Valentine to My Actual Wife

In the interest of both (a) not wanting to let a good thing slip away and (b) not making the same mistakes Billy Joel made, I utilized the most recent holiday to tell my wife all about how I love her.
Or, actually, better than that, I had both Rubby de la Rosa and Craig Counsell tell her for me.
(Click to embiggen, jerks.)
Carson Cistulli has published a book of aphorisms called Spirited Ejaculations of a New Enthusiast.
Has she kicked you out yet?
Yes. But not for this.
Too much baseball card talk?