Mustache Watch: Ye Olde John Jaso

The Tampa Bay Rays have not had a proper submission to the Mustache Watch archives since the days of Dale Thayer — which actually predates the Watch — so it is good to see them aim for a late-season push with quality submissions such as the above-featured John Jaso.

In the presented image, we Jaso’s mantastic face-stache displays some of its incredible flexibility, miming the governial concernedness of Nehemiah Green, Kansas’s most famous fourth governor:

Then, in yet another display of rapid displaymanship, Jaso presents a proper Franz Josef:

Clearly, the similarity is uncanny:

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Dayn Perry

It’s a look I like to call, “The Exploitative Railroad Baron.”