Moral Quandary: Can Erik Buy a Blue Jays Hat?

Editor at DRaysBay, contributor to RotoGraphs, and bearded gentleman Erik Hahmann has a tough question in these even tougher times: is he — as someone who (a) cares about the Tampa Bay Rays and (b) also has a beard — is he a bad fan if he wants to buy some form of Blue Jays team apparel?

Hahmann brought this question to the present author last night, and I, perhaps too confident in the precision of the readership’s moral compass, bring it to said readership now, via the embedded poll you find below.

Save Erik, reader, and save yourself.






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dockmarm
12 years ago

Other: Beardedict Arnold

Stu Sternberg
12 years ago
Reply to  dockmarm

Agreed, this sort of trash shouldn’t be calling himself a rays fan. You are allowed to follow and enjoy the uniforms of only one team per league.

You want a blue cap with red stitching, go ask your boy woodram if you can borrow the hat on his head.

Bradley Woodrummember
12 years ago
Reply to  Stu Sternberg

I don’t loan my Rays hats to traitors.

Caesar
12 years ago
Reply to  dockmarm

Et tu, Beardus?