Moral Quandary: Can Erik Buy a Blue Jays Hat?
April 18, 2012
Editor at DRaysBay, contributor to RotoGraphs, and bearded gentleman Erik Hahmann has a tough question in these even tougher times: is he — as someone who (a) cares about the Tampa Bay Rays and (b) also has a beard — is he a bad fan if he wants to buy some form of Blue Jays team apparel?
Hahmann brought this question to the present author last night, and I, perhaps too confident in the precision of the readership’s moral compass, bring it to said readership now, via the embedded poll you find below.
Save Erik, reader, and save yourself.
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Other: Beardedict Arnold
Agreed, this sort of trash shouldn’t be calling himself a rays fan. You are allowed to follow and enjoy the uniforms of only one team per league.
You want a blue cap with red stitching, go ask your boy woodram if you can borrow the hat on his head.
I don’t loan my Rays hats to traitors.
Et tu, Beardus?