MLB TeeVee: Will (Clark) and (Mark) Grace by Jeremy Blachman June 5, 2012 This is the eighth in a series of short excerpts from MLB Network’s entirely imaginary new fall sitcoms. More details here. Today’s show: WILL (CLARK) AND (MARK) GRACE [scrippet] INT. WILL (CLARK) AND (MARK) GRACE’S APARTMENT — DAY WILL So let me understand this, Mark. I’m gay. GRACE That’s what you tell me. WILL And you’re straight, but you like men. GRACE Yes. WILL So that makes you gay, and means the two of us are a perfect match. GRACE No, I’m straight. WILL But you like men. GRACE Yes. WILL And I’m a man. GRACE That’s what you tell me. WILL And I like men. Which means we can like each other. GRACE Wait, I’m not following. WILL Mark, we’re both playing for the same team. GRACE No, that wouldn’t work. Because we’re both first basemen. WILL No, you don’t understand. We don’t just have to go to first base. GRACE You’re twisting my words. I was talking about our position in the field. WILL I don’t want you to play the field. I want us to be together. GRACE I have to play the field. Playing the field is a good portion of my value. I mean, I’m a solid hitter, but I don’t have the kind of power you have. WILL You have enough power to admit you have feelings for me. GRACE Not this again. I’m straight. WILL And you like men? GRACE I do. WILL You’re losing me. Again. [/scrippet]