MLB.com Understates Brett Wallace’s Thunder Thighs
On the repository of human knowledge known as “Urban Dictionary,” the third definition of “thunder thighs” is “a pair of big ass thighs.”
Observe, Brett Wallace:
Judging purely by the definition above (i.e, “a pair of big ass thighs”), Brett Wallace has thunder thighs. But, as you will most keenly observe, MLB.com’s GameDay most certainly sells said thunder thighs short:
Unfortunately (or perhaps fortunately), Gameday simply doesn’t have the ability to project total realism. I guess all technologies have their limitations. In Gameday’s case, it’s thunder thighs.
Jack Moore's work can be seen at VICE Sports and anywhere else you're willing to pay him to write. Buy his e-book.
seriously? you thought this was worth your time writing?
I thought this comment was worth writing, but then I changed my mind in the middle, so I’m just going to
Notgraphs makes the work day go by faster. Posts like these are why.
Also: suck it.
You’re new to notgraphs, aren’t you?