Merry Dissmas, Miguel Batista

In our ongoing attempt to discover precisely how many words a picture of words is worth, I offer you the following, bespectacled reader: a tweet, courtesy of the Washington Post’s Adam Kilgore, concerning Miguel Batista’s fastball velocity (or lack thereof).

Regard:

Inspired choice by Mr. Desmond, I think, to go with Iowa there. Everyone knows that Miss California generally brings the gas.

H/T: Answer Dave