Merry Christmas Yuni Betancourt

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December 25, 2012

The four teams?

1. San Francisco Giant Imaginations
2. Arizona DiamondbackintripleAs
3. Philadelphia Philling Their Spring Training Invite Lists
4. Balti-More Outs Than Any Other Team





 

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Shrewd Cat
11 years ago

Sure if you look at his triple slash line then he looks crap but then you’re forgetting his defensive contribution.

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Cliff Calouro
11 years ago
Reply to  Shrewd Cat

Somewhere, Joe Posnanski quietly weeps.

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llogan
11 years ago
Reply to  Cliff Calouro

If you don’t take his defensive contribution into account you don’t get a good feel for how truly awful he is.

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