Masters of the Briny Sea

Bad Liriano made another untimely appearance yesterday, and so, with the Bucs stuck at 81 wins, the Doleful Pittsburgh Narrative drags on. At this point I think we’re all — OK, those of us outside St. Louis and Cincinnati — rooting for them to win tomorrow night and put this thing to rest. (Actually, I suspect many Reds and Cards fans are just as eager for the violin music to end.) So, to facilitate that happy event, I thought the time was ripe to roll out the Pirate Victory Song.